if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight
(Source: shavingryansprivates)
sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18”
(Source: pepperbreath)
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
- omg earthquake!!!!
- flood is coming!!
- omg water is in my house
- nO NOT MY COMPUter
- it's ok i have service on my phone guys
- OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
- aw a fireman is here
- he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
- i ship it omg
- otp; i know how to save a life
- whoa the earth is like breaking open
- byE
