rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
normal person: so what do you like to do
me: watch movies
normal person: oh, that's neat, i like watching movies too
me: no you don't understand
keithmorris: i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
OTP: Hey, you just met us.
OTP: You're going crazy.
OTP: We want to ruin your life.
OTP: So ship us maybe.
mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
ali-ami-umi: My friend, Veronica, has been missing since 8:30 PM EST (approximately 3 hours) If ANYONE is in Pike, New Hampshire (or around there) PLEASE Look around. We’re a small town with lots of woods and I’m SUPER worried about her. Please guys, she’s a valuable asset to the school and has many worried friends and staff here. This is one of my best friends, Veronica James. Her tumblr...
bokchoysama: So remember back in season 2 when...
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the...
bobies: sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18”
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
methmagic: naya rivera isn’t a lesbi- okay
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world ...