police officer: Ms. Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Rest in peace, Snickers
You were the greatest cat I could’ve ever asked for to grow up with. I love you & no matter where you go now, I hope it treats you so well. I love you, Snickerdoodle.
heytinafey: OMG OK SO TOM + KATIE ARE GETTING DIVORCED ADELE IS PREGNANT LAURYN HILL IS GOING TO JAIL???
lonelycross: thedeedeedee: kaciart: i-am-thedoctor: I NEED FRIENDS LIKE THIS Everyone should watch this. My face hurts from smiling. i smiled through it ;w;
darrencolfer: Changing your url is like changing a part of you this is the part of me that you’re never gonna ever take away from me nO